Attempted Murder

7 Attempted Murder

I may be exaggerating a little bit. There wasn’t THAT much blood. But still, I am convinced that my cat, as beautiful and lovely as he is, is trying to kill me in my sleep. Even as I sit here typing this, he is just sitting on the floor next to me… staring. Not blinking at all. Not looking away. Just staring longingly into my soul. No more catnip for that little fucker. Haha.

For fans of Chuck Palahniuk’s work, you will happy to hear that his latest Kickstarter campaign to fund a movie based on his novel Lullaby(one of my personal favorites of his) has reached it’s goal of $250,000. Wooh. I am pretty fucking psyched¬†about it. If you are interested, absolutely drop a donation on the page. There are some pretty badass prizes in store for you, depending on how much you donate. Every little bit helps them, and dropping $25 gets you a digital download of the movie as soon as it is released. That definitely doesn’t suck.

Don’t hate, but this is my fucking jaaaaaam.